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28 years old
I'm a DJ/Music Producer that's traveling around the country living completely out of my car for 9 months. Throughout my travels I will be using countless toilets around the country and refining my craft as an expert toilet connoisseur. Follow my tour here:
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Bottom Shelf Vodka

My experience normally would have been 2 stars but because I REALLY had to go I decided to bump it up another star. This Stop & Shop bathroom was an average/below-average restroom but thank GOD it was there. The night before I had a little too much bottom shelf vodka and I had such an intense stomach ache the next day. Let's just say it was top 3 worst "number two" in my life and I'm glad it's over. I won't go into details but take my word for it.

I wouldn't go out of my way for this bathroom but it was luckily extremely convenient given my urgency. Stop & Shop is good too because you can walk right in, do your thing, and then leave right after.

P.S. I forgot that my phone was on LOUD and when I took the picture of the bathroom one of their employees was at the urinal and clearly heard the "snap" sound my phone makes. At that point I just quickly left the bathroom.
Prismic Male, 28 years old.
Allston, Massachusetts
On February 27, 2014, 11:01 pm
What I Did in Here: TMI...that's all I'm going to say...

Pasta, and now I'm feeling amazing

I shouldn't be writing this. I hesitated talking about this toilet, for it is a secret among the area in Brighton. Everyone has been there - you are on the road and you have to go, but you want to have as much privacy as possible. This is where the epic toilet of Whole Foods comes in.

You walk into this bathroom and instantly an amazing euphoria washes over you - this is no ordinary bathroom. The entire bathroom is yours and you have the most amazing sense of privacy to do what nature calls. It's like a 5 star hotel room, but for a bathroom. It's worth holding it for this bathroom - trust me.
Prismic Male, 28 years old.
Brighton, Massachusetts
On February 11, 2014, 11:14 pm
What I Did in Here: Had a magical experience